After having the organs of our inept web monkeys harvested for financial gain, we were able to afford to hire some actual web programmers and as a result the Dirty Velvet web shop is now fully functioning and ready to serve all your anti-nudity needs. As a special treat, any shirt purchased from the new range will mean you also get sent a magical mystery shirt (in the same size) absolutely free. Buy 2 shirts, get two mystery shirts and so forth. Sit down, strap in and say something worth saying...