The Church Of Dirty Velvet

12 AUG 2009

We at 'The Church of Dirty Velvet' are looking for help to spread the good word of our work to those not yet enlightened to it. If you are interested in becoming a 'Dirty Velvet Apostle' you will be sent a stack of our postcards to strategically distribute in and around where you live and travel. This could include your place of work or study, a students union, your preferred drinking hole, a place of local culture and of course your friends and other co-humans.

Reward for your trouble will come in the form of free t-shirts and promotion through the ranks of 'The Church of Dirty Velvet'. If we receive a web order from your locality or surrounding area (we will be generous when judging this) then you will get rewarded.... Easy as that. The rewards are as follows:

1 Order = free mystery shirt and promotion to 'Minister'.

3 Orders = Your choice of any shirt from our current range and promotion to 'Cardinal'.

5 Orders = An exclusive look at next years designs, and a choice of any of the yet unreleased designs from our very limited pre-production collection. You will also be promoted to 'Arch Bishop'

For any more information or to get your postcard bundle send a message to Baron Von Marven via facebook or e-mail: mark@dirtyvelvet.co.uk with the subject box marked 'The Church of Dirty Velvet'

Best Wishes,

The Baron

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