Arctic Ski Hire
'Sun, sea and extinction'
For the Love of Money
'Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash'
Instafame
'No talent, no problem'
Well-Fair State
'We're gonna need a bigger council house'
Heavy Metal
'Let me see your war face'
Canine Cavalry
'Coalition of the willing'
Audition
'Freethinkers welcome'
Mr. Snare
'She bangs the drum'
Trophy Room
'Big game hunter'
Church of Dirty Velvet
'The only way to control people is to lie to them'
Plastic Fantastic
'Cut & shut'
Surround Sound
'Radio friendly unit shifter'
Mouthpiece Marionette
'Who's pulling the strings?'
The Last Supper
'Who ate all the dinosaurs?'
Sightseeing Tour
'Sit back & enjoy the view'
Dirty Drippy Logo
'Best bib & tucker'
Dirty Logo
'Best bib & tucker'
Dirty Logo 2
'Best bib & tucker'
Dirty Drippy Logo 2
'Best bib & tucker'
On Patrol
'Just cruising'
The Humans
'No creature is safe'
How's Work?
'Ctrl, Alt, Destroy'
Dirty Fist
'Velvet Glove'
Comfortably Numb
'Are you sitting comfortably?'
Mousetrap
'Pre-emptive strike'
Man-made
'Once lit, retreat to a safe distance'
Happy Shopper
'Buying this t-shirt will make your life complete'
Uncle Sam's Exports
'Return to sender'
Molecular Velvet
'Dirtinol Velvetide'
The Pugilists
'Fight for your right to party'
Unbalanced Diet
'That's a tasty looking goat'
Pussy Show
'It's cats & dogs out there'
Brain Eaters
'Only the stupid will survive'
Babysitter
'Shaping impressionable minds'
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