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Escalator
'Where are we going?'
Identity Parade
'Spot the criminal'
Lost Dog
'Large reward available'
CCTV
'Smile for the camera'
One Man Band
'The Multi-Tasking Music Man'
Blind Referee
'Are you blind ref?'
Heritage Velvet
'Specialist tailors of distinction'
Heritage Velvet 2
'Specialist tailors of distinction'
Ornate Black Logo
'Best bib and tucker'
Ornate Lilac Logo
'Best bib and tucker'
Ornate Green Logo
'Best bib and tucker'
Handbags at Dawn
'Overpaid bravado'
Earth Evacuation Unit
'Use in case of emergency'
Dirty Logo
'Best bib and tucker'
Dirty Logo
'Best bib and tucker'
Bombs Away
'Banana blitz'
The Birds
'Don't eat them, they're fowl'
Dog of War
'Mr. Mouse's magnificent maiming machine'
Audition
'Freethinkers welcome'
War Games
'Playground conflict'
Armed Police
'Pillows first, ask questions later'
Comfortably Numb
'Are you sitting comfortably?'
Sightseeing Tour
'Sit back & enjoy the view'
Dirty Logo
'Best bib & tucker'
Dirty Logo 2
'Best bib & tucker'
Dirty Drippy Logo
'Best bib & tucker'
On Patrol
'Just cruising'
The Pugilists
'Fight for your right to party'
Unbalanced Diet
'100% Fat Free'
Pussy Show
'It's cats & dogs out there'
Outnumbered
'Protestors will not be tolerated'
The Hypnotist
'Look into my eyes'
Couples Only
'The animals went in two by two'
Canine Cavalry
'Coalition of the willing'
Habitat Reclaim Dept.
'Take the power back'
Big Machine
'Planet goes in, product comes out'
You Are Here
'10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Suns, choose one'
Manhunt
'Hunting the hunter'
Lunar Luncheon
'Celestial sandwich'
Guns, Guns, Guns
'Love thy neighbour'
Animal Rights
'Stop the humans'
Uncle Sam's Exports
'Return to sender'
Instafame
'No talent, no problem'
Instafame
'No Talent, no problem'
The Last Supper
'Who ate all the dinosaurs?'
The Last Supper
'Who ate all the dinosaurs?'
Murdoch Marionette
'The puppet master'
Murdoch Marionette
'The puppet master'
Mr Snare
'She bangs the drum'
Mr. Snare
'She bangs the drum'
Ball in a Cup
'World Champion'
At the Circus
'Taming lions since the revolution'
Manimal
'No manimals were harmed in the making of this shirt.'
Evolver
'Weapon of mass production'
Fatzilla
'The unstoppable titan of terror'
Church of Dirty Velvet
'And God said, Let there be Dirty Velvet;'
Dirty Logo
Dirty Logo 3
Drippy Logo
Dirty Logo 2
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