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Arctic Ski Hire

Arctic Ski Hire

'Sun, sea and extinction'

For the Love of Money

For the Love of Money

'Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash'

Instafame

Instafame

'No talent, no problem'

Well-Fair State

Well-Fair State

'We're gonna need a bigger council house'

Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal

'Let me see your war face'

Canine Cavalry

Canine Cavalry

'Coalition of the willing'

Audition

Audition

'Freethinkers welcome'

Mr. Snare

Mr. Snare

'She bangs the drum'

Trophy Room

Trophy Room

'Big game hunter'

Church of Dirty Velvet

Church of Dirty Velvet

'The only way to control people is to lie to them'

Plastic Fantastic

Plastic Fantastic

'Cut & shut'

Surround Sound

Surround Sound

'Radio friendly unit shifter'

Mouthpiece Marionette

Mouthpiece Marionette

'Who's pulling the strings?'

The Last Supper

The Last Supper

'Who ate all the dinosaurs?'

Sightseeing Tour

Sightseeing Tour

'Sit back & enjoy the view'

Dirty Drippy Logo

Dirty Drippy Logo

'Best bib & tucker'

Dirty Logo

Dirty Logo

'Best bib & tucker'

Dirty Logo 2

Dirty Logo 2

'Best bib & tucker'

Dirty Drippy Logo 2

Dirty Drippy Logo 2

'Best bib & tucker'

On Patrol

On Patrol

'Just cruising'

The Humans

The Humans

'No creature is safe'

How's Work?

How's Work?

'Ctrl, Alt, Destroy'

Dirty Fist

Dirty Fist

'Velvet Glove'

Comfortably Numb

Comfortably Numb

'Are you sitting comfortably?'

Mousetrap

Mousetrap

'Pre-emptive strike'

Man-made

Man-made

'Once lit, retreat to a safe distance'

Happy Shopper

Happy Shopper

'Buying this t-shirt will make your life complete'

Uncle Sam's Exports

Uncle Sam's Exports

'Return to sender'

Molecular Velvet

Molecular Velvet

'Dirtinol Velvetide'

The Pugilists

The Pugilists

'Fight for your right to party'

Unbalanced Diet

Unbalanced Diet

'That's a tasty looking goat'

Pussy Show

Pussy Show

'It's cats & dogs out there'

Brain Eaters

Brain Eaters

'Only the stupid will survive'

Babysitter

Babysitter

'Shaping impressionable minds'