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- Medium (38-40 inch chest)
- Large (40-42 inch chest)
- Extra-Large (42-44 inch chest)
The Thinker T-shirt
'Aesthetics philosopher'
Top Cat T-shirt
'Feline Trumpeter'
Crime Scene T-shirt
'Do not cross'
Moustache T-shirt
'Gentlemen Rebels'
Heavy Artillery
'Pacifist projectile'
Death Ray T-shirt
'Vaporise your enemies'
Road to Nowhere
'Are we there yet?'
Moneybags T-shirt
'Overpaid and underworked'
Crowd Control Tshirt
'Bikini protesters'
Rat Race T-shirt
'Every weekday 9 to 5'
Recreation Suit
'Winner Fashion Awards 2055'
The Illusionist
'Magic tricks & other illusions'
The Thinker T-shirt
'Philosophy of aesthetics'
Free Range T-shirt
'So long sucker'
No Parking T-shirt
'Wheel clamp zone'
Dirty Logo T-shirt
'Clothing for gentlemen rebels'
Top Cat T-shirt
'Pussy performer'
Rat Race T-shirt
'Every weekday 9 to 5'
Heavy Artillery
'Firing blanks'
Graffiti Spray T-shirt
'Extremely creative'
Moneybags T-shirt
'Overpaid and underworked'
Zombie Hand
'Grab one while you can'
Dirty Logo T-shirt
'Clothing for gentlemen rebels'
Zombie Hand
'Grab one while you can'
War Games
'Playground conflict'
The Hypnotist
'Look in to my eyes'
Corporate Pigs
'Greedy capitalist swine'
Man-Made
'Once lit, retreat to a safe distance'
Political Puppet
'Who's pulling the strings?'
The Birds T-shirt
'Feline fowl play'
The Pugilists T-shirt
'Fight for your right to party'
Axe Factor T-shirt
'Bring back music'
Misfits T-shirt
'Authoritarian clown'
Noble Rogues Tshirt
'Gentlemen Rebels'
Posse T-shirt
'The gentlemen rebel gang'
Mastor Tailors Tshirt
'Specialist tailors of distinction'
Thinking Prohibited
'Ideas may harm you'
Master Tailors Tshirt
'Specialist tailors of distinction'
The Aviator T-shirt
'So long suckers!'
Arctic Ski Hire Tshirt
'Sun, sea and extinction'
Escalator T-shirt
'Where are we going?'
Lost Dog T-shirt
'Large reward available'
Cannibal Snax Tshirt
'Chewy, gooey bits of you-ey'
Audition T-shirt
'Freethinkers welcome'
Pussy Show T-shirt
'Chasing your tail'
CCTV T-shirt
'Smile for the camera'
Deforestation T-shirt
'Corporate biosphere destruction almost complete'
Headphones T-shirt
'Pump up the volume'
One Man Band
'The multi-tasking music man'
Handbags at Dawn
'Overpaid bravado'
Terrorvison T-shirt
'First you watch, then you kill '
Earth Evacuation Unit
'Use in case of emergency'
Dog of War T-shirt
'Romote controlled revenge'
Comfortably Numb
'Are you sitting comfortably?'
Unbalanced Diet
'100% Fat Free'
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